Ketchup and Mustard

bossanovabyss:

neropunk:

CALM THE FUCK DOWN ASH

NO, HIS HAT IS BACKWARDS.

YOU KNOW THAT MEANS THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS.

Ash’s father is Levi.

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freshiejuice:

lotuslopez:

darkbluetile:

this post is my dream come true

babies with babies

i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”

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author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
loki: blinks
tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.

smug-piplup:

orchid-breath:

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

oH mYGOD

LOoK AT Em

Pretty cool squeaky chickens

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taking-everything-for-granted:

fussyfangss:

what a nice catsnake

long hamster

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myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.

I support homosexuality and I call things gay, it’s not to be offensive.

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reblog if girls are cute and you are afraid

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incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

Naw fuck that, I love Denny’s and they make me happy

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pinedraw:

jus movin thru

pinedraw:

jus movin thru

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Sorry ladies,  I’m awkward

Sorry ladies, I’m awkward